Mind in the gutter

kaosunseen:

dzamonja-swag:

rabioheab:

i think my neighbourhood deserves a sitcom because there’s

• me, the teen blogger
• a house with 8 nuns
• a drug dealer who drives a hummer
• a scottish man who only ever wears a kilt and mows his lawn at 3 am
• an elderly couple who drive everywhere on their lawn mower
• a peacock who has been roaming the neighbourhood for years and no one knows why or where it came from 

I’d watch the shit outta that show

yeah shit me too sign me up

(via undercover-aliien)

gnostic-forest:

17teapots:

t0ws:

violet-blossoms:

a vintage post of the Harry Potter guys. perfect.

this is perfect

Forever reblog.

This just NEEDS to be on my blog

(Source: dontbetardyfortheparty, via paint-them-silver)

maxterbate:

maxterbate:

Why dont you guys want Yahoo to buy Tumblr?

Free chocolate milk for everyone

i have just been informed on this

(via ihaveabigcock-pit)

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fuckyoutomhiddleston:

If yahoo does end up buying tumblr and shuts it down

I just wanted everyone to know that

you’ve all been truly wonderful people

and

it was an honor blogging with you all

(via burritwo)

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deanisanactualprincess:

plaidalecki:

i can’t even IMAGINE JARED DANCING THOUGH

HE DOESN’T DANCE HE’S JUST 

JARED

umm..

(via burritwo)

everydayimwholockin:

when you come back from an exam and everyone asks you how you did:

(via paint-them-silver)

japcoregalore:

let me just park my squid

(via burritwo)

mermaidsandmisandry:

things i dont need in my life:

• wasps
• those stringy things on the banana
• commercials on youtube

(via burritwo)

hippofoliage:

hippofoliage:

hippofoliage:

hippofoliage:

hippofoliage:

hippofoliage:

what’s the worst word you can say on club penguin

i’m still on

i still haven’t been banned

I’M LITERALLY IN TEARS 

and i only got banned for 24 hours

(via burritwo)

letterstogodptiii:

tea-books-and-blankets:

yaygocats:

discomplete:

“i want to wear shorts because it’s hot but i really hate my legs” an autobiography

“I want to wear shorts but i didnt shave” the sequel.

“I want to wear shorts but I don’t tan and I’d rather not blind you” The trilogy 

“I want to wear shorts but my huge dick always sticks out” a pop-up book

(via undercover-aliien)

whiskey-memories:

bras are so expensive like i didn’t choose the boob life the boob life chose me

(Source: u-ltravi0lets, via burritwo)

stridersquad:

richwhitelesbian:

we need some new and more powerful swears

(via no-more-than-ordinary)