kaosunseen: dzamonja-swag: rabioheab: i think my neighbourhood deserves a sitcom because there’s me, the teen blogger a house with 8 nuns a drug dealer who drives a hummer a scottish man who only ever wears a kilt and mows his lawn at 3 am an elderly couple who drive everywhere on their lawn mower a peacock who has been roaming the neighbourhood for years and no one knows why or where...
maxterbate: maxterbate: Why dont you guys want Yahoo to buy Tumblr? Free chocolate milk for everyone i have just been informed on this
fuckyoutomhiddleston: If yahoo does end up buying tumblr and shuts it down I just wanted everyone to know that you’ve all been truly wonderful people and it was an honor blogging with you all
deanisanactualprincess: plaidalecki: i can’t even IMAGINE JARED DANCING THOUGH HE DOESN’T DANCE HE’S JUST JARED umm..
everydayimwholockin: when you come back from an exam and everyone asks you how you did:
mermaidsandmisandry: things i dont need in my life: wasps those stringy things on the banana commercials on youtube
hippofoliage: hippofoliage: hippofoliage: hippofoliage: hippofoliage: hippofoliage: what’s the worst word you can say on club penguin i’m still on i still haven’t been banned I’M LITERALLY IN TEARS and i only got banned for 24 hours
letterstogodptiii: tea-books-and-blankets: yaygocats: discomplete: “i want to wear shorts because it’s hot but i really hate my legs” an autobiography “I want to wear shorts but i didnt shave” the sequel. “I want to wear shorts but I don’t tan and I’d rather not blind you” The trilogy “I want to wear shorts but my huge dick always sticks out” a pop-up book
whiskey-memories: bras are so expensive like i didn’t choose the boob life the boob life chose me
stridersquad: richwhitelesbian: we need some new and more powerful swears
pipeworks: I feel so stupid because I just realized that this is a fucking volcano.
claydols: my eyes change colour depending on my swag levels. they are the darkest brown when my swag levels are at a maximum. i have never seen them change
larrysshowersthatarebritish: yaygocats: discomplete: “i want to wear shorts because it’s hot but i really hate my legs” an autobiography “I want to wear shorts but i didnt shave” the sequel. “I want to wear shorts but stretch marks, though” the finale to this epic trilogy
Maybe if period pain burned calories it would be worth it
Sarcasm is my only defense: devils-trap: man teen... →
devils-trap: man teen wolf is playin super dirty man like the first season is kinda light and campy and you’re like AIGHT COOL TEENAGE WEREWOLVES and you’re noddin and feelin ok and then season two knocks you on your ass because these characters are sudden;y amazingly deep and you were NOT prepared for that and you’re crying??? why are you crying??? WHY ARE YOUNG BOYS BEING STUFFED INTO FREEZERS...
best-of-funny: senor-cactuar: the avengers? how about the international justice league of super acquaintances X
speakingoftheimpossible: jerkofanassbutt: andiamburdenedwithgloriousfeels: ohyousillypotato: what i’m looking for in a man: will lend me his hoodies good sense of humor is a cutie patootie will slay my enemies in a brutal display of violence and paint his face with their blood good taste in music Dean Winchester. You’re looking for Dean Winchester
parent: why hasn't ____ been round lately? I thought you were friends
me: well they turned into a cunt
abhortion: movies based off books are bad but books based off movies are so much worse
every teacher before they draw on the board: im not an artist
alltheselittlethings123: mycroft-queenofcake: llamabutts: omg what if you opened someones blog and their background was your face is that how celebrities feel?
sunshineface0014: assbutt-in-the-garrison: I need my glasses to find my glasses do you see my problem You can’t even see your problem
oomshi: vegay: dONT BE A TEACHER IF U DON’T LIKE FUCKING KIDS???? this can be taken two ways
fartgallery: silhouetteofapocketedindividual: fartgallery: I bet that in the future movies wont even need actors, they’ll just create the characters using computers and stuff animation. thats the thing you described. i need some time to think my thoughts
r-amp: itunes has got it all wrong the hottest single of the year is me
whoreisawhoreisawinchester: iguanamouth: i think its funny how there are some actors who played a role for so long that its almost impossible for me to see them as anything else and then there are some actors who’ve done so many roles i dont even see them as actors anymore it’s just them as themselves in another movie and then there are actors who you’re not quite sure what they really...
squareclocks: kushroom: so you’re saying I can win 5 iphones every day??? and all I have to do is give my credit card number on this website I’ve never heard about??? well slam me in my tender butthole sir you’ve just got yourself a deal